The Official Anonymous Mail Carrier
Annoying neighbor? Clueless friend? Cheating partner? Let them know how you truly feel – while staying 100% anonymous.
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All we need is the annoying person’s information and your letter. Once submitted, we’ll anonymously handle the rest.
$8.95 + free shipping
100% Anonymous Guaranteed
Top Reasons to Send a Petty Parcel
- For your annoying neighbor
- Cheating partner
- Crappy boss
- A company that screwed your over
- That politician who you hate
- Someone who rejected you for no good reason
- To that teacher who said you wouldn’t make it
- Your parents
- That one person who caught you on the wrong day
- Because you don’t like them
Frequently asked questions
Got questions? We got answers.
What is PettyPost?
Petty Parcel is an anonymous snail mail service that lets you send cheeky, harmless letters to someone who’s been, well… annoying. Think loud neighbors, messy roommates, passive-aggressive coworkers — we’re here for your petty side.
Is this anonymous?
Yes. 100% anonymous. We do not print your name or personal info anywhere on the letter or envelope. Your identity is never shared — not even with us.
What can I send?
Anything that is non-threatening or could be considered violent, harmful, or harassment. Don’t worry though. All letters are reviewed and if what you write doesn’t fit the vibe, we’ll let you know and will refund your money.
What happens if my letter gets flagged?
If your letter violates our terms, it will be rejected. You’ll be notified and given a chance to rewrite it or receive a refund.
How long does it take to deliver?
Once approved, letters are typically printed and mailed within 1–2 business days. Delivery via USPS usually takes 3–6 days depending on location.
Can I track my letter?
By default, no. To keep prices low and anonymity high, we use standard First-Class Mail. Tracking is available as an upgrade, but be aware it may compromise the stealthy vibe.
Will the recipient know it’s from PettyPost?
Yes, but not from you. We include a light disclaimer:
“Someone you know sent you this PettyPost to address behavior they found… annoying.”
Can I include images or memes?
Yes. You can upload images to include on the letter itself. No inserts — just clean, simple printing. All images are reviewed before approval.
Do you ship internationally?
Currently, we only send within the United States. International shipping may be added in the future.
What's your refund policy?
All sales are final once your letter is printed. However, if we reject your message due to content violations, you can revise it or request a refund.
Can I send multiple letters?
Absolutely. Send a petty blast to multiple people — each letter is charged individually. We’re not here to judge. Contact us for organization-based pricing if sending hundreds or thousands of letters.